Just yes, thank you.
five nights at freddy’s more like
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
Clear your mind here
the pumpkin king / sally
Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.
This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.
After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”